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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."
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"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."
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"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."