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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"

"*stands up and screams* ""PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*"

"""Your mom is over capacity."" - me under my breath to twitter a second ago"

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."

"Agitated I encountered a very nervous flea He said he gets his sleep in snatches."

"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."

"How can you tell when your drowning in milk? When it gets pasteurise."

"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."

"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"

"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"