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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"
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"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""
"I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton. At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president."
"Be good to yourself, you're all you've got."
"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."
"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
"What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."