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Joke of the Day
"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."
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"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"
"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."
"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."
"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."
"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."
"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."
"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."
"Well, well, well...look who's come crawling back,,, asking me to repair the tire on their wheelchair."