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Joke of the Day

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."

"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."

"The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up random pages, passing the time, the next minute I'm at home looking for a new job."

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."

"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"

"I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home"

"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"

"What State do you go to to ask questions? Al-ask-ya"

"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"

"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."