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Joke of the Day

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"

"Did you know? Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated"

"Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse"

"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."

"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"

"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"

"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."