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Joke of the Day

"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."

"What do you call it when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"#Parenthood Throwing a ball to a two year old is like....well...playing ""throw a ball and go get it yourself""...."

"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"

"5 DAYS AGO I was bit by a spider, and STILL, no super-powers. Comics lie."

"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."

"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"

"Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them."