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"Well, well, well...look who's come crawling back,,, asking me to repair the tire on their wheelchair."

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"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""
"How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw."
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"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."
"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"
"What kind of sex do you have twentyseven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them"
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