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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"Whip cream bikinis are cool but please don't wear chicken gravy again. That's just wrong."

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How'd he do it? The horses name was Friday."

"What is the strongest animal? A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!"

"i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field"

"Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now"

"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."