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"What does Tom Cruise have in common with gay porn stars? All their best work is behind them"
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"Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery."
"You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook."
"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."
"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."
"What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter? A rashtag."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs."
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