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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."
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"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."
"Why was the lawyer home early? Briefcase"
"I just invented a new word. 'Plagiarism'"
"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."
"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"
"What do you do after sodomizing a baldy? Just put them back in the craddle."
"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."
"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"