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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."
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"What do you call a basement full of progressives? A whine cellar."
"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."
"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"[bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality"
"(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait."
"[Cretaceous Period] T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier... DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec"
"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""
"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle"