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Joke of the Day

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."

"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"

"Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream."

"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"

"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"

"I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.*"

"Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head."

"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"

"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."