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Joke of the Day
"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."
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"5yo: *smells glue stick* Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!! 5yo: it smells like strawberries! Me: give me that...*smells glue stick*"
"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"
"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"
"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"
"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."
"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."
"My wife hates it when I say ""You are just like your mother!"" Actually, she hates it when I say *anything* during sex."
"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."
"Today punched man a me That was out of order"