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Joke of the Day

"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas * Girl: What does that mean? * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;)."

"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"

"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"

"The police knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing some fella on a bike. I said fuck off my dog ain't even got a bike."

"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"

"Math is sad. It takes hours to try to prove your point, but only one counterexample to destroy everything. Much like my marriage."