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"Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream."
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"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"I put my pants on like everybody else. Grudgingly."
"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"
"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"What do old people smell like? Depends."
"best joke ever.. HL3 confirmed"
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."