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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."
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"Customer: Waiter I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork."
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"Bae: come over. Me: Can't. I've to finish posting this joke. Bae: My parents aren't home."
"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."
"Where is Macau? In m'field"