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Joke of the Day
"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"
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"Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand."
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"
"A man visits the doctor. The doctor says to the man: ""I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease."" To which the man answers: ""Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."""
"Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers. This is an example of a ""Long Kahn""."
"I picked my nose in traffic today. Secretly hoping a tweeter who had run out of joke material saw me. You've gotta give to get, people."
"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""
"Q: Why did the parasite listen to the clock? A: Because it liked the tick talk."
"I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn't Sunday night."
"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."""