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Joke of the Day

"A black guy a Mexican and a Jew walk in to a bar The bartender says ""what is this a fucking joke?"""

"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."

"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"

"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"

"What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."

"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"Laughed hysterically and said ""Oh yes, please do"" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him."