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Joke of the Day

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"

"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"

"The most important thing I look for from a potential employer is a bathroom with a good network connection."

"If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet"

"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"