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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"
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"Why does nobody like eating with Lionel? Because he is a Messi eater!"
"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
"Did you hear about the unnecessarily large string orchestra? It was shut down due to mass violins"
"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."
"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.."
"Just saw a bum with bags wrapped around his feet. Must have them new j's, trying to keep them fresh."