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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"
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"""The first law of thermodynamics... ... is that you don't talk about thermodynamics."" My lecturer's a hoot."
"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."
"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."
"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."
"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""
"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"
"For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea."