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Joke of the Day
"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."
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"What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally? At a religious revival, they say ""STAND UP FOR JESUS"" At a bikers rally, they say ""SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"""
"What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old? About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde."
"Canada's navy"
"I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning. It was an oversight."
"I'm torn between having wish you were here' or look behind you' engraved on my headstone."
"Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them."
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"
"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."
"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"