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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? He was arrested for money laundering"

"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"

"Little Johnny comes home one day... and says, ""Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"" ""What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"" ""No,"" says Johnny. ""It's salty"""

"What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken"

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King"

"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"

"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"