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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken"
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"Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later* Me: So all I have to pay on the 2nd one is the shipping and handling?"
"What do you call the sweat on the bodies of two people having sex in West Virginia? Relative Humidity"
"Tried to catch fog today... I mist."
"Bad sex is still better than a good day at work!"
"Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live."
"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"
"asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it's her floss"
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."