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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"
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"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."
"Why shouldn't you drink Diet Coke after having sex? Because then you'll have TWO aftertastes to get rid of!"
"If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately"
"[baby sitting] ""Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs."" ""..."" ""So how many legs did he have?"""
"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""
"What do you call a Communist Sniper? A Marxman."
"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"