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Joke of the Day

"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."

"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"

"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."

"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"

"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!"

"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."

"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."