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Joke of the Day

"News reports say a Muslim hid several Jews in a freezer at the kosher market in Paris last week I guess the oven must have been broken"

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."

"Hey doofus, the fashion police called. Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have this. ""Slim fitting houndstooth peacoat*"

"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""

"This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves."

"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."

"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."