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Joke of the Day

"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

"What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!"

"sometimes when i'm doing my taxes i'm like maybe prison would be easier"

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"

"why was Elsa afraid of Sven? because Sven eight nine! hahahahahahahahaha..."

"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"

"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."

"Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender."