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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"

"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell."

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"

"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"

"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."