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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""

"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."

"If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up."

"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"

"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""

"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."

"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""

"I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born"

"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""