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Joke of the Day
"If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up."
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"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm-count? if she has to chew before swallowing."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."
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"Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character? Stannous Baratheon."
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. TL'DR - My ass."
"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"