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Joke of the Day
"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."
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"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."
"What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints."
"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."
"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Levitates bread*"
"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""
"The recipe said ""prick with a fork,"" but enough about me."