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Joke of the Day
"Isn't calling soccer a sport like calling Ru Paul a woman?"
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"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"
"I like my men like I like my coffee: I don't like coffee."
"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."
"Have you guys heard about the guy who got his left side cut off? well he's all right now"
"They say don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want. Still, I think I look pretty stupid waiting tables in a spacesuit."
"knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are"
"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."
"As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women Unable to reproduce."
"What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin"