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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
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"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."
"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."
"Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me. Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"
"Obama won? That's it I am moving.... ..to USA!"
"The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."