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Joke of the Day
"Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives? Crimea River"
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"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying"
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."
"Everyone is like happy 2016 and Apple is like: Happy 2015s!"
"Sometimes I lie in bed at night, looking up at the stars and think Where the hell did the ceiling go?"
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"