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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
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"My New Year's Resolution is to start smoking I already smoke and am trying to stop; this way I guarantee I'll have quit by mid-February"
"A mathematician walks into a pizza shop... They request one pie. Upon getting a full pizza, they exclaim, ""You gave me twice as many radians as I asked for!"""
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
"How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell."
"Who makes the best photo bombers? Muslims"
"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"
"You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma"
"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"
"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""