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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
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"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"
"Why did the roadkill cross the road? Because somebody FINALLY turned on the lights."
"If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!"
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce unionized"
"There are three types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't."
"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance By putting it into reverse and fleeing the scene of the accident"
"Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener."
"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."