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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."

"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."

"Him: Hey, you really think that doing all those shots are going to make you forget that you got fired? Me: I got fired?"

"This just happened and it could be a joke... No. Really. I was swinging my fork around and got dumplings in my eyes. It wasn't that bad."

"What did Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe."

"Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm."

"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"