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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
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"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"
"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"
"How do you say ""fuck"" in Chinese? Buck"
"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."
"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"
"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."
"Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full."
"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"