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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
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"What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!"
"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"
"Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore? Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization.."
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"Did you hear about the amateur porn actor with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."
"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"
"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."