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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
Next Joke
"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"
"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW? Cause he been solo."
"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."
"Three states walk into a bar The first goes straight to the back and starts washing tons of dishes. The second orders a small Coke. The third one has no idea what to get. What states are they?"
"I called the Muslim suicide hotline but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane."
"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."
"I'm going bananas... That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving."