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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is like happy 2016 and Apple is like: Happy 2015s!"
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"Charles Dickens walks into a bar He orders a martini. The bartender asks, ""Olive or twist?"""
"What do you call a gay guy's saggy balls? Mud-flaps"
"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"
"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"
"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"
"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."
"I've got good news and bad news: the bad news is that it's either trump or Hillary for president... The good news is that by 2020 America will be in ruins and Kanye will never get a chance to run."
"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"