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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."
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"The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you."
"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."
"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"
"What do you call a dog with no limbs? Doesn't really matter it won't come anyway"
"Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the commander yelled ""GET DOWN"", they all started dancing."
"Why don't old ladies receive orals sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it."
"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"