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Joke of the Day
"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"
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"What did the clown say after having a few drinks? ""I'm feeling funny"""
"It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs"
"What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert"
"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"
"My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & shit like that is why I'm never sober."
"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"
"What happens when a cannibal decides to go vegan? They start eating vegetables."
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."