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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."

"Still trying to figure out how Cee-Lo wipes his ass."

"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"

"Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house"

"My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie."

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."

"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."

"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."