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Joke of the Day

"Why don't old ladies receive orals sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"There's a new restaurant opening called Kentucky Freud Chicken... ...It's motherfucking good."

"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."

"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."

"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"

"What makes a grown man cry? Watching his wife and children die before his eyes."

"I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop Should have just got one off the web"

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"

"What did the stoner say to his girlfriend? We'd be good together."