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Joke of the Day

"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""

"Mrs. Claus can't have kids Do you know why Mrs. Claus can't have kids? Because Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney."

"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"

"If you miss a day in cosmetology school... Do you have to do a make-up test?"

"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."

"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"

"You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets."

"What the difference between a fridge and a virgina? Fridge don't fart when you take the meat out"

"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."

"I'm going to kiss every guy I see with a ""Kiss me, I'm Irish"" shirt in hopes that they'll never wear that shirt again."