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Joke of the Day
"What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon."
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"Treat your women like your smartphone; touch them a lot."
"Sorry I said your cat was ugly. Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat."
"What was Hitler's greatest accomplishment? He killed Hitler"
"Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration."
"What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over."
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."
"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."