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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"
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"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."
"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""
"Pinatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want."
"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."
"""Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today."" Woman: ""EXCUSE ME?!"" [whispers]""Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."""
"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."
"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"I'm sure a spider is never scrutinized for spending too much time on the web."
"Why didn't sine cross the road? Cosecant"