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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."
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"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."
"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."
"Gift before the Prom ""I'm ready for my first prom daddy"" ""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"" ""Whats in the box dad"" ""...Condoms"""
"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."
"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count."
"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."
"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"
"My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn't notice when I haven't moved my mouse in an hour."