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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."
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"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"
"I've officially started crossing my sevens when I write them. It's a fun, easy way to distract myself from the fact that I'll be dead soon!"
"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."
"This company is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water. And my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction."
"My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter."
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"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"
"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."
"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."