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Joke of the Day

"Saying ""I enjoy porn"" is considerably less creepy than saying ""I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations."""

"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."

"What's your favorite genre of music? ""Not Metal."""

"Boss: Good suggestions at the staff meeting today, Bill. Me: I talk in my sleep?"

"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."

"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"

"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"

"Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies."

"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."