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Joke of the Day
"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."
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"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"[final debate] TRUMP: I'd like to apologize to hillary MODERATOR: umm ok HILLARY: umm ok TRUMP: I brought a gift *hands her a galaxy note 7*"
"My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots."
"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."
"[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement."
"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."
"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"
"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"