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"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."
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"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""
"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."
"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"
"[OC] What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner? Levon."
"One day my kids will find a ""We're Closed"" sign for a grocery store & ask what it is & I'll sound like the old guy explaining shit in Zelda."
"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."
"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"
"I am single by choice. Choice of 2 billion women."
"I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed"