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Joke of the Day

"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"

"Yo momma so fat... She's a Reddit admin!"

"What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you racist bastard."

"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"

"Kill them with kindness, you say? *slowly and sadly puts down bazooka*"

"WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?! I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working."

"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"

"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."

"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"

"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."