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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
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"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."
"And Jesus said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"You know why gay men make such easy prisoners to guard... Because most already have a whistling alarm for when they try to run."
"My bucket list. 1. Buy bucket."
"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"
"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."
"""You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight."" ""I swear, officer."""
"Why are thousands of kittens dying everyday? For some sick, strange reason, men enjoy smashing pussy."
"Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania."