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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov."
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"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To grab some pussy."
"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."
"I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas."
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."
"[bono dressed as magician] ""think of a song any song"" purple haze ""right n- no, a U2 song"" oh ok um.. elevation? ""ok now.. check your phone"""
"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."