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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"
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"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."
"What does a gay crow say? COCK COCK COCK COCk"
"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."
"Whispered ""I love you"" to my 2 yo. He whispered ""I know"" back. And w/that, he put his hand down the front of his diaper, and became a pimp."
"The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees."
"I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill."
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"How do you know a woman has had sex in every country in the world? Her pussy is well cultured."
"Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol"